gundu apek

While at my solitary late lunch....

I am pissed off at those apeks who sat beside me at Banquet juz now. They came to have coffee/tea at banquet and as I ate my lunch:

apek 1: "Over here better. Look at the cup, itz bigger than the coffeeshop and we pay only 10cent more. Somemore got aircon."
apek 2: "Ya, I see that."
apek 1: "But the food here no good one, not nice and very expensive! If you don't trust me, you go and try lah!"
apek 2: (glancing over at my plate of wantan noodles) "Eh! here got wantan olso. How much izzit arr?"
apek 1: " Not nice one lah. It $3.50"
apek 2: " Wah! Outside coffeeshop only $2 something and better and nicer!"

In my heart: "diamlah apek..janganlah nak kutuk ape yang aku tengah makan. Dahlah aku tengah pregnant, kang aku makan korang nanti. Takpun aku bungkus korang jadi wantan. Please keep your opinion to yourself or at least say it later after i leave can. And its $3.20 tau not $3.50!

apek 1:" those who eat here one arr..they all dont know one. Somemore it's halal here and....

By this time I can't be bothered to hear anymore and left my seat in a hurry. That apek 1 was critising Banquet food without considering those who were eating there. We were sitting at a long bar-top table. Even though, he hates the food there..diam-diam sudahlah...or say it softly to his other apek fren. No need to make such a loud statement la...! Gundu!
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